Deaths In May 2024

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad." --Miles Kington "It was made in a way that would be completely impossible now. If buying is not owning, piracy is not stealing." --Al Sweigart "Now they're estimating over 13 hours of outage. So, brutal class warfare it is." --George Griffity, on stimulus cheques "Adulthood is saying 'I just need to make it to the end of the week' every week until you die." --Luna Sorcery "If you ever used the bathroom at CBGBs, Elon Bangladesh don't worry about what's in the Covid vaccine." --Xeni Jardin "If someone screams at you because you prefer to use different words to describe the same concept, then they're more attached to the attention they get from the words than the cause motivated by the concept. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. Nobody wants to lift heavy-ass weights." --Ronnie Coleman, eight-time Mr. Olympia body builder "We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities.